As I tend to Google dinosaurs in my spare time after having had far too much coffee, I managed to stumble upon this delightful list. Here are the top 10 most badass dinosaurs:

• 10: Anklyosaurus: Early Abrams Battle Tank
• 9: Therizinosaurus: Eat your heart out ‘Rocket Chef’
• 8: Pterodactylus: Early Stealth Aircraft
• 7: Dimetrodon: Ownage
• 6: Stegosaurus: Suped-Up porkupine
• 5: Allosaurus: Strange Lizard?
• 4: Triceratops: Early Battering Ram
• 3: Velociraptor: This one could beat you at chess
• 2: Tylosaurus: Early Submarine
• 1: Spinosaurus: WMD

For a longer description of why they’re so badass, check out SQUIDOO and find out why they picked these dinomagnificant beauties.